Bobcats pregame diss rap: vs Oklahoma City Thunder

Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

Dac

the Bobcats game is nastier than used Merkins
the Thunder's game is uglier than Kendrick Perkins

when it's all over, it was nice to know ya
missing dunks and airballing 3's, Thabo Sefolosha

Byron Mullens goes hard in the paint like Waka Flocka
your whole team biting for every pump-fake, Serge Ibaka

your team is full of tough guys faker than Dolly Parton
how is shooting 44% a career high for Kevin Martin?

hey, at least you can be runners up maybe.
chances of beating the Heat are as slim as KD.

Ben

Bygones are bygones, I ain't talking about last year
Revenge is coming, we've got the loathing and you've got the fear

Silly Kevin Durant thinks he's the sharpshootin' rhymer
But that's my title, he's just a sharpshootin' whiner

You think you can take on us starting Thabo Sefolosha
But I could find a random dude better just in Nova Scotia

I love how much you play Perkins, how can you be such fools
Big bucks run amuck with no effect, he's human O'Douls

By the way, bringing back Derek Fisher? I'm disgusted
Why sign someone whose joints are rusted.

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