Off-Topic Friday: The debut of Eric's Swog Stories

I'm proud to announce that every other week, I'll be sharing one of my most embarrassing stories for you, the reader. You may notice that this has nothing to do with the Bobcats. You are correct; this does not. However, how can you resist some laughter amidst all the Bobcats-related tears?

About a month ago, I had to go to the bathroom.

I was in quite a bit of a hurry, and when that happens, I don't take the necessary precautions. In other words, I don't look before I sit. After the incident (which will be laid out in detail in a second, I was lucky enough to find my phone alongside me. What happened next would never be forgotten.

Looking back on the whole ordeal, I have so many unanswered questions.

Why didn't I just take the few seconds it would take to double check where I would be landing? How did I stay stuck for so long? Why didn't I call out for help? Why did I feel like tweeting the whole disaster was the most logical next step?

I am thankful for the support and advice of the billions millions dozens of twitter folks during my time. It would have been a much more depressing night without you all.

Also, thanks to Ian Dougherty (@eeyorewolfdough) for storifying that night's events.

This concludes the first installment of Swog Stories. See you all in two weeks!

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