About a month ago, I had to go to the bathroom.
I was in quite a bit of a hurry, and when that happens, I don't take the necessary precautions. In other words, I don't look before I sit. After the incident (which will be laid out in detail in a second, I was lucky enough to find my phone alongside me. What happened next would never be forgotten.
Looking back on the whole ordeal, I have so many unanswered questions.
Why didn't I just take the few seconds it would take to double check where I would be landing? How did I stay stuck for so long? Why didn't I call out for help? Why did I feel like tweeting the whole disaster was the most logical next step?
I am thankful for the support and advice of the
billions millions dozens of twitter folks during my time. It would have been a much more depressing night without you all.
Also, thanks to Ian Dougherty (@eeyorewolfdough) for storifying that night's events.
This concludes the first installment of Swog Stories. See you all in two weeks!