Welcome to Lob City, the flop-ulous metropolis
Whine City hasn't the same ring but better fits the oculus
Your bench frontcourt has me laughin' and cryin', tears fallin'
We had to trade for Gana Diop to get rid of Ryan Hollins
Yeah, yeah MJ's track record stinks; he's been no treat
But Sterling's watching the showers, peepin' your meat
Your team's less entertaining then the all-star performance by Phillip Phillips
Your team is the most oft-injured team in recent memory, where's Chauncey Billups?
Your game is unrefined, to be blunt its straight butt, sir.
I can't count how many jab steps i've seen from Caron Butler.