Bobcats pregame diss rap: vs. Chicago Bulls

"FEED ME RAPPERS OR FEED ME BEATS" - Jonathan Daniel

Dac

You have a better chance of drinking booze and cruisin than winning, you losers
You're never gonna be able to get a return for Carlos Boozer

I can't believe Nate Robinson is still in the pros
Your hope lays on the torn ligaments of Derrick Rose

Charlotte Bobcats here to kick it like Liu Kang
Bulls will never win a championship led by Lu Deng

Cats gonna explode on the scoreboard like Krakatoa
Can't tell what's uglier, the face or free throws of Joakim Noah

Your owner is cheap, the point he must be missin'
Gave $38 mil to your sixth man Taj Gibson

Ben

The Magnificent Mile has never been so depressin'
Reinsdorf's pinching pennies and you're regressin'

Oppressed success and the team can't coalesce
Your games make people switch to Tyler Perry on TBS

Get drunk, take deep pulls from the flask
Keep playing Rip and chug whiskey from the cask

The mask doesn't do jack and you're suckin'
Payin' Nazr and Bellinelli's constantly chuckin'

Cha vs the Chi, let your white flag fly
Meet your end, sign your treaty of Versailles

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