Dac:

Enjoy your 8 seed, in mediocrity, we pity thee
Sorry about Omer Asik's scoring ability

At the end of the day, you could say we win
Your franchise point guard is JLin

Linsanity was fun, but it couldn't last forever
Yeah I guess Marcus Morris shooting threes is clever

Yeah, James Harden is great, Parsons is alright
But why in the hell did you ever draft Royce white?

Daryl Morey thinks he's making tough calls
Toney Douglas is just there just to chuck balls

The Bobcats got a bright future, yeah well, we know
How you gonna win when you start Delfino?

Ben:

James Harden's beard was a popular gimmick and it still is
He's got less steez than me or Jeff McInnis

Jeremy Lin's defense is so bad I can get by him
Kemba Walker's gonna see him and shout "L'Chaim!"

If you need advice, Do What Toney Douglas Do, says he
But are you prepared for lots of stupid threes?

Donatas Motiejunas? Is that even a real person?
Put him in and watch your situation worsen.