Time: 10:30 p.m. EST TEN THIRTY PEE EM EEE ESS TEE AT NIGHT WHEN THE SKY IS DARK ON THE EASTERN COAST OF THE WORLD UNITED STATES OF THE WORLD AMERICA

Let's get straight into the meat and potatoes of this preview. No beating around the bush, only the important stuff.

The Timberwolves have a guy named Jet Chang on their roster. AND HE RAN THE FASTEST AGILITY DRILL AT THE COMBINE THIS YEAR. MOVE OVER JASON TERRY, THERE'S A NEW JET IN TOWN. AND HIS NAME IS JET.

Moving on to other important things, there's also the incredible matchup of Luke Sikma vs Ralph Sampson III, in the battle of sons of former NBA big men.

As far as really talented players for Minnesota, I guess there's Derrick Williams and Wes Johnson. But bigger than that, there are some awesome names on the Timberwolves: Zabian Dowdell, Lior Eliyahu, Papa Dia and Kammron Taylor, who has now surpassed Cam'ron as the coolest way to spell the name. Wait, was Cam'ron ever a cool way to spell the normal spelling known as "Cameron"? I mean, it's just taking out the e and putting in an apostrophe, what's so cool about that? Kammron 4 evaaaaaaa Cam'ron nevaaaaaaaaaa

Have fun watching the game everyone. David's been doing a wonderful job doing the game recaps and I'm going to try to give him a break tonight. But if my internet poops out, i'll just talk about box scores or skyscrapers or something, I don't know.