Charlotte Bobcats at Orlando Magic GameThread
by Ben Swanson on Jan 17, 2012 6:30 PM EST
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Here's a silly anecdote to start conversation: my uncle lives in Orlando and claims to have played in a pick-up game with Dwight Howard once at a local gym. I can't say I believe his tale exactly, considering I've never seen him play basketball and, well, his physique is more Arnold Schwarzenegger circa 2011 than Arnold Schwarzenegger circa 1991.
Has anyone here ever played a current/future/former-NBA player in a pick-up game or otherwise? Or perhaps any family members?
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A friend of mine played against Derrick Rose in AAU. Rose went up for a dunk and my friend jumped in to try to stop him. It didn’t end well for my friend- poster. But, as they were running down the court, a 16 year old Rose looked at my 6’6 friend and said, “I’ll hand it to you. People don’t usually jump.”
that's so boss.
Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is,
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis
- Guru, of Gangstarr
ummm...one of my ex-wife's distant cousins plays for the Jacksonville Jaguars...
does that count?
"People are gonna respect the Panthers, and I want what I do as a quarterback to be scary. I want people to be in fear. I want it, and I’m gonna get it."
- Carolina Panthers Franchise Quarterback
I haven't played with him personally
But I’ve heard DeAngelo Williams plays at the Y in Charlotte sometimes.
A couple of players on my high school alma mater bball team played him and Jonathan Stewart at the Dowd Y years back. I can’t remember who won, but I’m pretty sure DeAngelo gave them free shoes or something and they came to the next Myers Park game.
Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is,
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis
- Guru, of Gangstarr
I was playing 21 with my cousin and some friends at an apartment complex one summer in Chapel Hill
when Tyler Hansbrough walked by alone. We invited him to join the game, it would have been between his Sophomore and Junior years. He turned to face us and then suddenly his contact fell out and he went staggering around looking for it for 20 minutes. …made a gutteral “Heh” sound. He then proceded to lumber away without saying anything else, even while we continued to admonish him.
Later I saw him eating alone at the Mediterranean Deli. In retrospect, he seemed like a sad lonely dude during the summers when I saw him around town.
This same cousin played several pick-up games with his UNC dorm mate....
Marvin Williams. He said Marvin barely tried, until someone would try to block his shot or steal the ball. Then he would just run over people and dunk-face everyone. He also told me Marvin loved to shoot nonchalant halfcourt shots.
Funny, that last bit still holds true.
I've seen Tyler at the Whole Foods a couple times
always by himself haha
Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is,
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis
- Guru, of Gangstarr
Way to draw the foul, TT!
That’s one!
"People are gonna respect the Panthers, and I want what I do as a quarterback to be scary. I want people to be in fear. I want it, and I’m gonna get it."
- Carolina Panthers Franchise Quarterback
If we can get Dwight in foul trouble...
You never know what could happen
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
Called us the hornets
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
"Sounds right"
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
That long range jumper by Thomas looks extremely contrived.
It would serve me well not to see that ever again.
"People are gonna respect the Panthers, and I want what I do as a quarterback to be scary. I want people to be in fear. I want it, and I’m gonna get it."
- Carolina Panthers Franchise Quarterback
I would almost rather have Boris starting
Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit while typing that.
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
I'm still cleaning up my reaction to reading what you typed.
"People are gonna respect the Panthers, and I want what I do as a quarterback to be scary. I want people to be in fear. I want it, and I’m gonna get it."
- Carolina Panthers Franchise Quarterback
Played against UNC players at the Hubert Davis camp
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
DJ-3!
"People are gonna respect the Panthers, and I want what I do as a quarterback to be scary. I want people to be in fear. I want it, and I’m gonna get it."
- Carolina Panthers Franchise Quarterback
Played against NFL player Devonte Edwards in a local camp one summer as well haha
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Orlando has one of the worst systems offensively I ever saw
I hate teams that just jack up a bunch of threes.
Welllll, they've got the personnel to do it.
"People are gonna respect the Panthers, and I want what I do as a quarterback to be scary. I want people to be in fear. I want it, and I’m gonna get it."
- Carolina Panthers Franchise Quarterback
Nice recovery and score by Bismack
"People are gonna respect the Panthers, and I want what I do as a quarterback to be scary. I want people to be in fear. I want it, and I’m gonna get it."
- Carolina Panthers Franchise Quarterback
How is that a fucking foul
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
is that new lingo for a love tap?
Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is,
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis
- Guru, of Gangstarr
That's completely different from a basketball foul
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
It's a BS foul haha
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
TBH I wish we had gotten Kawhi leonard instead to shore up the SF spot
then get Davis in this draft
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
but I do like how Biyombo has progressed
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
I really hope biyombo is under 20
If so, then good lord we have Ben Wallace for the next decade ladies and gents
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Pair him with Anthony Davis (provided Davis gains 30 lbs of muscle)
And NOONE will score underneath
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
EXACTLY
His floor would be Ben Wallace if so haha
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
He can be a 2 or 3 scorer
on a contender
Wing-Kemba-Gerald for our options would be great
then Anthony Davis as our #4 option and Biyombo as a garbage option
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Right now yes, but he can develop into a 2 or 3 guy IMO
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
DAMN did Biyombo ever sky up for that block!
"People are gonna respect the Panthers, and I want what I do as a quarterback to be scary. I want people to be in fear. I want it, and I’m gonna get it."
- Carolina Panthers Franchise Quarterback
Biyombo is bad at man to man D away from the basket :(
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
smart foul
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Bitch Smack count: 2
"People are gonna respect the Panthers, and I want what I do as a quarterback to be scary. I want people to be in fear. I want it, and I’m gonna get it."
- Carolina Panthers Franchise Quarterback
Can anyone make a compilation of Bismack's blocks so far? They are all awesome to see
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Or a GIF of a single block?
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Don't think hes here :(
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
that'd be pimp! man
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
I wanna see Biyombo and Tyrus in together
and neither one of them shooting from outside 5 or 6 feet from the rim
I think Biyombo's got you covered...
Tyrus is gonna need a little convincing.
…ugh. Maybe more than a little.
"People are gonna respect the Panthers, and I want what I do as a quarterback to be scary. I want people to be in fear. I want it, and I’m gonna get it."
- Carolina Panthers Franchise Quarterback
I went to high school with Nate Huffman.
Remember Nategate in Toronto? We played basketball in a buddy’s driveway a few times. He was pretty uncoordinated at that time. Super nice guy.
That is one UGLY shot form.
"People are gonna respect the Panthers, and I want what I do as a quarterback to be scary. I want people to be in fear. I want it, and I’m gonna get it."
- Carolina Panthers Franchise Quarterback
I am struggling to see how he is the all-time leading scorer in Colorado Buffalo history
"I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well." - Malice
by Julius Coxswain on Jan 17, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
He shoots like Philip Rivers throws
With much less success of course.
6 feet of Smooth
by Bring Back Primoz on Jan 17, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my god
Is it just me or does Higgins have an absolutely terrible looking jump shot?
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
I'm listening to the Orlando Magic play-by-play...
on my Sirius Radio here in Texas and the color analyst keeps calling Bismack, ’ Bismork’. Quite funny.
Cory Higgins is definitely the guy I want taking shots on this team
Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is,
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis
- Guru, of Gangstarr
Higgins is a slightly better defender
"I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well." - Malice
by Julius Coxswain on Jan 17, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Howard isn’t half the Center Shaq was in his prime. Shaq in his prime would have ate Dwight Alive
Proud member of the Panthers Mafia!
Saving The Environment One Green Comment at a Time
"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
Like Shaq was saying last night
Howard has very limited offensive game. His only move is that running hook. Everything else is dunks.
Steve Martin: "Carroll's shot doesn't go"
There's something you don't hear everyday
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
Carroll cannot guard Wafer
"I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well." - Malice
by Julius Coxswain on Jan 17, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
How we looking out there tonight? Game aint on in my area
follow me @JustinB_TU11
-IT DOESN'T TAKE TALENT..TO HUSTLE-
by Justin704 on Jan 17, 2012 7:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Howard is pretty limited offensively
I would force him to beat his man instead of collapsing on him leaving folk open for open threes.
"I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well." - Malice
by Julius Coxswain on Jan 17, 2012 7:50 PM EST reply actions
God i hate playing the magic..worst match up in the league..Can’t wait until they trade Dwight and change their style of play
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Saving The Environment One Green Comment at a Time
"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
YESIRE thank you man!
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
BTW how do you make gifs so well?
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
You are awesome
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
WOW anyone watching orl cast?
amazingly hot latina
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
How is that not a T on Dwight?
For hanging on the rim?
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
Somebody should tell Dwight that the title of Superman has been passed…That is Cam Newton’s title now
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Saving The Environment One Green Comment at a Time
"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
+1
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
I had no doubt whatsoever in my mind...
that the Bobcats would be losing at the end of the 2nd quarter(even though they led by 7 at the end of the 1st quarter).
lol no
Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is,
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis
- Guru, of Gangstarr
Let me guess
Semi-sexy japanese girls?
6 feet of Smooth
by Bring Back Primoz on Jan 17, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Our boys hanging around with the magic?!!
by OnefacedTommy on Jan 17, 2012 8:00 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Howard's eyes must light up anytime he sees the Bobcats...
on the court. Besides the fact that he gets every call, he also seems to get every rebound and as many dunks as he wants. Sad.
Not with Biyombo here!
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Bismack having his best game as a pro!
And he is rock solid geez
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Miami sucks
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Bismack again
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Biyombo doing work!
And to answer the question posed I’ve played against Bernard Robinson (former Bobcat) and Anthony Morrow.
Robinson was extremely pedestrian and Morrow was unstoppable. I got switched onto him a few times and luckily he took it easy on me, but he was killer…6-5 dude that can stroke it non-stop
Charlotte: Where rebuilding happens
BIYOMBO RUNNING GREAT MAN
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Can Biyombo play center?
It kind of looks like it
Where are these hot asain girl gifs at haha
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
He sure is not a PF
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
ESPN has him listed as a C
I think he can be. His length makes up the few inches he lacks in height. He’s definitely a defensive presence. He’s playing great tonight.
Where’s focus?
He cannot play PF, he has zero midrange
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
The orl ppl are right.. he looks older than 18 for sure haha
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
How could anybody say such a thing! Biz is still a kid
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"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
sigh... if he really is 18 than we are lucky as shit
TBH if he is 21 or under i’m cool with the pick
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
really no need to harp on it we will never know how old he is. Most foreign players lie about their age though he is likely closer to 21 than he is 18
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"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
We all know what's coming after halftime...
Third Quarter Ice Age
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
BISMACK IN DA HOUSE!!!!
He is looking very good and if he keeps playing this way, he will really compliment Mullens.
Bismack is a young guy, no older than 20
I don’t know why his age is even in question
People can’t say his body LBJ was a grown ass man at 16
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"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
look at a rookie LBJ vs LBJ at 25.. I have a poster of LBJ vs Melo in their rook years
Looks so much more toned and bigger
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Love Bismack's potential.
If his work ethic remains strong, the worst he could become is Ben Wallace 2.0.
See above
but the problem is if he is 25 he has no potential haha
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
If I could find a link I would show you where they tested his bones and found him to be 19.
"With the third pick of the 2006 NBA Draft, the Charlotte Bobcats select, Adam Morrison, Gonzaga."
by FirstCat on Jan 17, 2012 8:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Biz and Hendo playing well…Magic been in foul trouble most of the game. Limiting everybody on Magic and letting Howard get his. Working out so far
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"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
Anybody know why DJ White hasn't played tonight?
6 feet of Smooth
by Bring Back Primoz on Jan 17, 2012 8:14 PM EST reply actions
I was wondering the same thing
Perhaps with Biz not playing last night and DJ playing 30 plus minutes, Silas is giving him the night off.
by Bobcats_Ball on Jan 17, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
If 5'9" Jameer Nelson is able to hip check Tyrus Thomas that far under the basket...
Then T-Time needs to gain some weight
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
Thomas is 25 years old. He either cannot gain weight because of genetics or he just doesn't want to gain weight
I guess he figures he can coast on his athleticism.
"I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well." - Malice
by Julius Coxswain on Jan 17, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Man these effin refs give Howard huge kid glove treatment.
He’s the softest enormous big man I can remember.
After "jack at the half"
I think most people smoke a cigarette then fall asleep
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
Howard can rebound, dunk and block shots
that’s about it though
Biz is playing Howard pretty well for a young kid still wet behind the ears
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"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
No doubt
This is very encouraging that he is doing well against the best C in the NBA. He had basically no training camp and very little preseason but he is progressing quite nicely this early in his career.
by Bobcats_Ball on Jan 17, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
That was a crazy call
"I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well." - Malice
by Julius Coxswain on Jan 17, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
I think we can pull this one out
Silas has to put the right guys in though, and why is DJ White not playing?
wow
the third quarter wasn’t quite a bloodbath. Hmmm.
by OnefacedTommy on Jan 17, 2012 8:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
These PG's stink
DJ starts the quarter off with a TO and Kemba ends it with one. Just make plays, they don’t have to be spectacular, just a simple play.
Is it considered trolling
If the only two comments a person has made in months both just say “These PGs stink.”
I think we lead the league
In Corey’s and DJ’s
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
it amazes me how many Blue Devils are in the league. Most of any school with 16 most are role players though
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"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
I try to like him and hope that he eventually improves
But I just don’t know if I see that happening
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
We just can't score
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Gerald needed the ball, and kemba too
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
The Magic announcer said that Diaw was in "hand to hand combat" with Howard
Picture that…
Howard just likes to complain,
"I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well." - Malice
by Julius Coxswain on Jan 17, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions
hahaha yewa
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Where are the gifs AD!
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
There is hendo baby
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
would you please shut up
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"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
What's wrong with you? I'm a Bobcat fan just like you.
I know the truth hurts, but you don’t have to be disrespectful about it.
by Derek Leazer on Jan 17, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
i wasn’t disrespectful i said Please…you have been calling for us to lose this game since it started
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"I don't see no ceiling. I don't see no breaking point." - Cam Newton
This is only based on the fact that we almost never...
beat the Magic.
by Derek Leazer on Jan 17, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
They’ve all been playing with their eyes closed and shooting with their off hands.
Now it’s time to get serious.
That's in the Magic gameplan:
Screw around for forty-four minutes and then we’ll play for real during the last four
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
NOw we cN'T CLOSE OUT ON D
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Best formatted comment of the night, lol
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
Terrible calls
nobody should help except Biz or Tyrus, why gamble when the Magic have all these shooters?
Another Tyrus Thomas jumper...
Another miss
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
Why is Tyrus so far from the lane?
Why are we cheating off the shooters, we have two shotblockers in the game, nobody else should try to help.
Biz is for real
this kid is clearly learning the game and improving at a rapid rate.
Can Bismack get a start now???
Or at least big minutes?
by OnefacedTommy on Jan 17, 2012 9:13 PM EST via mobile reply actions
HENDOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
This is the best we've played the Magic in a while, and...
BB is progressing. I’ll take that.
by Derek Leazer on Jan 17, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
and thats ballgame
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Pick up game
Actually have played in pick up games with a number of NBA Athletes
In Charlotte: Dell Curry, Steph Curry, Muggsy Bogues, Anthony Morrow, Baron Davis, Ricky Davis and Eddie Robinson
in NYC: Chauncey Billups in “the Cage”
Hendo should have kept the fucking ball
so stupid to take it outta his hand
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, NOTHING SEXUAL
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
you guys are like a bunch of pirahnas
by chop goes da weazel on Mar 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
Well, looks like we've lost this one.
But Bismack Biyombo? 5-5 shooting for 11 points? I think that should calm Focus down a lil while.
I'm gonna live forever, I'm never gonna die. The only thing I fear is I'm never gonna fly.
by Charlotte Bobcat on Jan 17, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions
Oh yeah, about the question in the thread
I played with Muggsy’s son Ty back when we were both freshmen. He had some crazy handles and could jump through the roof.
DJ is a quick little PG that can score at times, but he is a backup at best
This team needs a post scorer and a true PG that isn’t under 6 ft tall.
Those sauceless hot wings suck
by OnefacedTommy on Jan 17, 2012 9:20 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I really don't like Turkoglu
he acts like a whiny douche the entire game…
R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said
We missed some big free throws tonight.
by OnefacedTommy on Jan 17, 2012 9:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I'm sorry, I said stink, I meant DJ really SUCKS !!!
8 TO’s, you got to be kidding me. Hendo, one shot since 10:54 on the third quarter. After that first half he had, who you blame? These stinkin PG’s or the coaching staff ?
8 TO's is his career high
It’s not like he turns the ball over like that every game. And, coming into this game, he’s 5th in the league in assist-to-turnover ratio, better than Steve Nash, Derrick Rose, and Ty Lawson, just to name a few. Yeah, he sucks…
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
Thank you sir.
I’m glad you pointed that out to all these people around here clamoring to trade DJ. Who do you replace him with thats better??!
R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said
yeah the Magic do bother me for some reason
probably because of that first playoff series.
R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said
The one under 6' point guard I would take over Augustin is....
Ty Lawson. The most underrated statistic with Ty, both coming out of college and continuing today, is his handle. He almost never turned the ball over at Carolina and that has only continued to be the case as a pro, to be redundant.
DJ usually has very few turnovers if any. It was a bad game
chill
R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said
Even so, Lawson is better than Augustin.
by Derek Leazer on Jan 17, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
In case anyone is curious
Comparison of their careers thus far:
It’s actually amazing how similar their career stats are to each other.
What's scarier than a bear with chainsaws for arms? Nothing.
Lawson has more points, steals, and assists...
per minute. He turns the ball over, ever so slightly more. But this is mainly due to the fact that he(Denver) pushes the ball so much because of his speed. He creates so many fast break opportunities for himself and others. I’d swap Augustin for Lawson in a heartbeat.
by Derek Leazer on Jan 17, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
This is super late to the party,
But my brother played against Rashad McCants in high school. Got dunked on too. Ha
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