Bill Simmons: Super Bowl Mailbag

Q: After drinking for a few hours at the Yardhouse before going to the Bobcats versus Clippers game and drinking the entire game my friends and I who were sitting close to the Bobcats bench decided it would be a good idea to start heckling Stephen Jackson, aka Krazee-Eyez Killa, at the end of the game. NOT a good idea. He pointed at us and said "I'm gonna f--- you guys up." For the rest of the game and the whole walk to our car I kept looking behind my back to see if he was following us. Even in the car I figured he might drive up next to us and I would end up on "1000 Ways to Die," the Stephen Jackson edition. Turns out you should NEVER EVER mess with Stephen Jackson.
-- Garrett, Oxnard, Calif.

SG: Um ... didn't we know that already?

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by Newsinz on Feb 4, 2011 2:51 PM EST reply actions

Krazee-Eyez Killa was a character on "Curb Your Enthusiasm)

"I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well." - Malice

by Julius Coxswain on Feb 4, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

hahahaahaahaaha

GSO

"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.

by MikeTrain on Feb 4, 2011 3:14 PM EST reply actions

WHAT PRESSURE ?

Here’s to Jack putting up 40 tonight against Wade and Co!!!

by chris in union county on Feb 4, 2011 3:46 PM EST reply actions

Agreed...his game is slowly improving...Here's to Crash coming to life as well!

Bobcats Basketball is my only pro sports passion...

by andrewlail76 on Feb 4, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions

LOL it's not improving, it's just dependent on when he decides to commit to playing at 100% of his ability and experience.

by Aisander D on Feb 4, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions

Garrett Oxnard safely made it home from the game

but nine months later he found how Stephen Jackson f—- him up for life.
Introducing Garrett “JAX” Oxnard II

Apologies to Ms. Oxnard, but nobody heckles JAX.