The Sports Guy continues his love fest of the Charlotte Bobcats, with such endearing quotes as the following:
Contract these guys. Move them to Vancouver. Move them to Seattle. Do something. The only way this situation could get worse is if Stephen Jackson decides to run into the stands and start inexplicably punching people.
I'm sure he'd love any kind remarks you may have after reading him dump endless praise on our beloved franchise yet again. Stay classy, Mr. Simmons.