Low and behold, Time Warner has blessed my DVR with an actual broadcast of tonight's preseason. Tonight, I get to watch the debut of Bis Mack Bi Yom Bo (yes, I'm whoring out his name to meet the word count requirement). LET'S GO CATS!
(Hmm, still not there yet). Tyrus is out. I think Maggette is going to play. Stephanie Ready looks as beautiful as ever. Cool interview with her and Jordan during the pre-game. DJ is playing, and starting. Diop is sweating already (I can't actually confirm that, but whatever). OK, requirement met; LET'S GO!