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Welcome, Lakers fans. This is Rufus on Fire, and we understand that, no matter what, you're going to think less of us because we're Charlotte Bobcats fans -- initally, at least -- even the most friendly among you. However, I also hope that you come to understand that we're like that bar on the edge of Panorama City you once visited, the one with just a few regulars, but they all knew each other, and once you showed you weren't some pompous ass, they welcomed you to a stool and laughed and shouted and sang over brews all night long. If you're cool, we'll be cool.

A few things you should know before the Bobcats beat the Lakers tomorrow night.

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1 -- Don't get too worked up about losing to the Cats. You should be used to it by now. (See? I made a funny!) And besides, at this point, it's as if the Lakers were ahead of the curve. Charlotte is a legit playoff contender this year, and their brand of defense gives fits to even the most stalwart of offensive clubs.

2 -- We love our Cats, but we're not stupid. We know Kobe Bryant will be the best player on the floor tomorrow night. It's all a matter of degree, though. If you can't accept that Stephen Jackson and/or Gerald Wallace can give him trouble, then you're not really seeing Kobe for who he really is at this stage of his career. Remember, Wallace is the second best player in this game, right there with Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom. They're better offensively, but they don't have his defensive chops.

3 -- Shannon Brown is pretty awesome, isn't he? Also, we can share stories about how weird Vladimir Radmanovich is! And in the morning, I'm making waffles.

4 -- The rest of the RoF crew can fill you in on whatever else they want you to know here in the comments.

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And if you are frustrated

with the Lake Show’s inability to handle the ‘Cats, just consider it a karmic holdover from that friggin’ Divac/Bryant trade back in the day. Oh, and tell Morrison we’re not mad at him, more at the idea of drafting him ahead of Brandon Roy and Rudy Gay.

by BustaCard on Feb 2, 2010 12:31 PM EST reply actions  

I'm a little mad at him...

"I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well." - Malice

by Julius Coxswain on Feb 2, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You shouldn't be mad at Morrison.

Karl Malone should.

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James The Aussie on Feb 2, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch, Burned. NOOOOOOOOO

Blogging at Ridiculous Upside, where my terrible writing meets people's eyes.

by Aisander D on Feb 2, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I...

kind of want a poster of that.

by L'O on Feb 2, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

but Vlade Divac for Kobe Bryant. Even though he said he wouldn’t play here, that was the best draft pick a Charlotte team ever made and it got rolled into- sigh- Vlade Divac.

by BustaCard on Feb 2, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Like the comment

And easy on saying we win. As ’Cats logic goes, as our team is better than teams of the past that have beaten the Lakers…this very fact could equal a loss.

I am, however, jacked up on Diet Mountain Dew, so I could be delusional at this point

by andrewlail76 on Feb 2, 2010 12:41 PM EST reply actions  

Clipper fan here (sad isn't it)

but believe it or not, my second favorite team in the NBA is the Bobcats and I’m really pushing for them to make the playoffs this year. After 6 years, it’d be fun watching them make their first playoff appearance.

And yeah, you’ll beat the Lakers tomorrow. I mean you’ve won 5 straight against them, so why stop here?

by baron_davis needs a fro on Feb 2, 2010 1:59 PM EST reply actions  

Just a primer for tomorrow night, the in-game thread will contain:

1. Kobe Bryant Muppet commerical jokes
2. Adam Morrison jokes
3. Someone will invariably bring up the Clippers, that conversation will spiral out of control.
4. Many attempts to figure out who Jordan Farmar looks like.
5. Many angry comments about Stephen Graham.

Blogging at Ridiculous Upside, where my terrible writing meets people's eyes.

by Aisander D on Feb 2, 2010 1:59 PM EST reply actions  

6. WTF… why is Gerald Henderson playing.
7. A Felton vs. DJ argument

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James The Aussie on Feb 2, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

FAIL

Why isn’t Gerald Henderson playing

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James The Aussie on Feb 2, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

If we came up with cabbage patch....

I’m sure we can think of something to go with Jordan Farmar.

Also…these shoes are just TOO HOT.

by maverick24 on Feb 2, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

On Gerald Wallace
Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom. They’re better offensively, but they don’t have his defensive chops.

They aren’t even better offensively! Unless you count both Paul & Lamar together, playing 2-on-1 verse Wallace by himself! That reminds of me of a story my grandmother used to tell me before bed when i was just wee lil’ boy:

— Once upon a time, in a non NBA sanctioned pick up game, Gerald Wallace was challenged by Lamar Odom and Pau Gasol to a game of 2-on-1. Gerald accepted the challenge, but graciously let them have the ball first – and let them handcuff his wrists behind his back and throw away the key – just to be fair.

 Lamar passed into Pau and he threw up an ugly brick. Well, ol’ G-Dub, he broke those cuffs, got the rebound, crossed up Lamar, dunked on Pau, used “the G-Force” to tie their arms together into a giant pretzel, salted ’em, and poured yellow mustard on ’em. (Hooray!)

 & The moral of this story: Don’t F*** with Gerald Wallace. The end.

by dudemanhey on Feb 2, 2010 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

Funny stuff

NBA and Sprite made a little game for the dunk competition. But I’m not here to play that. I’m here to tell yall about how incredibly bad Gerald’s character looks.

Seriously, this looks nothing like him. I can’t remember the last time he didn’t have his mustache. What is wrong with these people? First they unveiled his entrance like this and now this awful representation.

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is.

by WhatAboutBob_cats on Feb 2, 2010 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

wait...

“Gerald Wallace” and “no mustache” in the same sentence????

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!!

--(insert quote, lyric, or joke here)

by StudMuffin15 on Feb 2, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to wish the Lakers fans good luck.

But I can’t. I spent nineteen years in Boston where any mention of the New York Yankees or Los Angeles Lakers was guaranteed to make all the sports fans in the room spit in disgust and invent several creative new curse words on the spot.

Thirty years living in God’s own paradise (I’m talking about the Carolinas, for those unfortunate souls that have not yet visited the Promised Land) haven’t softened my feelings for the Lakers. I admire Kobe and his amazing skills every bit as much as I admired Magic Johnson. Back in the day, every meeting between the Celtics and Lakers would pit Johnson and Bird against one another and the matchup made for some of the most exciting basketball in history.

The Bobcats don’t have an answer for the likes of Kobe. There is no Larry Bird on the Charlotte Roster. BUT!!!

Oh my! Wait until you get a good look at Gerald Wallace. You may think you’ve seen him in the past, but that was just the opening act. You may also think you know Stephen Jackson’s game as well. You’re in for a surprise. Together, these two men are greater than the sum of their parts and are deadly. Once you get past that one-two punch there are other surprises in store for you. We have this little guy we like to call RayRay. He’s one of those odd ballers. He might come out and have one hell of a game from the opening tip. Then again, he might seem totally overwhelmed for much of the game. He’ll look frustrated and overmatched. Truth is, he very well might be both. But Raymond Felton never stops thinking and never gives up. At some point, maybe the third quarter, maybe later than that, he’ll figure out the seams in your game. Just when your D thinks it has his number he’ll suddenly explode with clutch steals, unexpected moves into the paint, and the next thing you know you’re coach is calling a time out to try to figure out where the hell it all went bad. Felton is our Joe Frazier. You can pound on him for most of the fight and he takes hit after hit. But just when you think you have him on the ropes, he’ll find that one opening and knock you right on your backside.

Am I predicting a Bobcats victory? Well, the Lakers are a mighty tough team. Respect where respect is due, and all that. The Cats are pretty tired and all you have to do is mention the word “ankles” and real Bobcats fans break into a cold sweat. But I will predict this… even if the Bobcats lose the game, the Los Angeles Lakers will know what it feels like to get pushed to the limit. I also predict that Charlotte will finish the road trip with a 4-2 record. You do the math.

by Ourdaywillcome on Feb 2, 2010 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

love that caption for that pic david

how about we let the Lakers know that WE GOT THE BEST THREAD IN THE LEAGUE.

--(insert quote, lyric, or joke here)

by StudMuffin15 on Feb 2, 2010 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Actually I did a little bit of analysis last year to disprove the notion of "Kobe Stoppers"

And the top team to defend Kobe in terms of FG% in 2008 was the Golden State Warriors, and I think Stephen Jackson did the majority of that defending (as much as can be done on Golden State).

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Feb 2, 2010 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Just the myth that specific teams with specific defenders were better at defending Kobe

Like the Spurs (Bowen) or the Rockets (Battier).

The ones who actually were better didn’t get any of the media acclaim (the Warriors and the Clippers).

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Feb 3, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Shawn Kemp used to call Ruben Patterson the "Kobe Stopper"

That’s pretty funny.

"I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well." - Malice

by Julius Coxswain on Feb 3, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Like the Atlanta Hawks I love the defensive intensity

of the Bobcats. I tried looking for the link of the video in NBA Fanhouse and it was titled, “meet the best defensive team in the NBA” or something like that. Either way, considering the past, I know the Lakers don’t take this team lightly. Personally, I enjoy the challenge they will face in facing the Bobcats’ defense. But, if the Lakers pound it inside the paint, i’m not sure if they can be beaten. Yet the Lakers have to prove that they can beat the Bobcats..

"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG

by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on Feb 3, 2010 11:05 AM EST reply actions  

Still loling

At the Adam Morrison picture. Gets me. Every. Single. Time.

by CharginChuck on Feb 3, 2010 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

I f AmMo had ever really wanted to be a good player in the NBA...

…he would have shaved off that crappy crustache! God almighty AmMo, you look like sh*t!!

He makes me laugh everytime too!

by dudemanhey on Feb 3, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha Crustache.

He looks like he just finished sloppily eating some hot fig newtons. Jesus AmMo.

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by Aisander D on Feb 3, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think he looks like an NBA Player...

Just looks like ome guy with a Lakers Jersey gettng his pic mate with the championship trophy

by andrewlail76 on Feb 5, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

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