Ball Don't Lie -- The six-word story meme hit critical mass about a year ago, as I recall. BDL (w/ H/T to TWolves Blog) revives it in a hoops context.
Denver Post -- Juwan Howard's career won't die.
Charlotte Observer -- Bonnell is totally in the tank for Larry Brown. See signs of Brown working his Jedi mind tricks on a mild mannered reporter here, here, and here.
Los Angeles Craigslist -- There are no words.
Deadspin -- Damn straight.